Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The First 48 Hours: The Story in Pictures

The Toothpick I learned to chew properly after lunch today:
The Onion Rings I was encouraged to down as a side to...
Two Loaded Hot Dogs (with Texas Pete homemade hot sauce of course):
The Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, and Biscuit for Lunch Monday: (the Mac and Cheese which accompanied them is not pictured)
The Piece de Resistance: The Serving Tray which I helped finish with my new friend in his wood-shop behind his house. He tells me he has sold these trays to people in Germany, England, and Japan:

At this rate, my weight is projected to be around 200 pounds by the end of the summer, only being defeated by my cholesterol, which should be hovering around 3000.

The worst part?
I love every second of it.

As I caught myself saying earlier today: "I think I'm going to go have me a nap."
If anyone catches me wearing any NASCAR apparel, please promise me you all will have an intervention.

2 comments:

  1. hA.

    love it. we'll snap you out of any nascar phase that you find yourself falling into.....

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  2. Janzer,

    Food is good. Too much food is not good.

    We'll have to figure out a way for us to work out some how, even if its only once a week or something.

    I like Nascar.

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